Love: Today, my fiancée broke up with me because I "don't know what...

By TankTankTank - 11/09/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me because I "don't know what I'm doing with my future". I've done four years in the Marines and am in the process of becoming an officer. She has a film degree which she has no interest in, works at the mall, and just moved back in with her dad. FML

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By man2 - 23/09/2010 11:18 - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML

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Thank you for your service

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML

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Unconditional support

By anon - 16/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Hinesville

Today, my girlfriend told me she'd support my decision to stay in, or get out of the military, so I renewed my contract...... She broke up with me for it. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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Flimsy excuse

By Anonymous - 04/05/2025 22:00 - Czechia - Prague

Today, my fiancee broke up with me, all because I told her I couldn't install a home security system, fix a camera, and entertain her son in the hour before I went to work. FML

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Why? What? Where? When?

By Anonymous - 15/09/2022 15:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, my fiancée of 4 years decided she can't live with me anymore. She never gave a reason, just upped and left. FML

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By copenhagen20 - 05/03/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML

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The single life

By Anonymous - 14/09/2021 22:00 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML

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By saywhat - 26/01/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

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By killme - 13/12/2018 14:00

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML

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TheKitsune 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:14

That kind of sucks until you realize that you just lost a deadbeat. Now go find yourself a real woman.

Defiant47 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:14

Good riddance?

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trever77 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 4:21

She was probably cheating on you and needed a way out

iLovePink96 3

Friday 23 December 2011 9:11

And Your With Her Why?

atishe24 9

Sunday 1 January 2012 7:51

You know that's just an excuse, right?

CityFire 9

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:13

Semper fi

laelia611 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 0:21

She missed out, good luck becoming a officer .

hotforkegger 4

Thursday 15 March 2012 15:55

SOUNDS LIKE SHE DID YOU A FAVOR EMAIL ME ILL MAKE YOU FORGET HER LOL :)

babe7260 30

Friday 29 June 2012 7:12

What a bitch!!!! You deserve so much better!!!!

jrandolph25 2

Saturday 22 December 2012 22:09

You actually dodged a bullet there...

grizzly66 5

Sunday 6 January 2013 11:10

Thank you for your service, you're a hero in my eyes and she can eat a plate of dog shit as far as I'm concerned

Puffgurl 6

Tuesday 19 November 2013 17:55

Which is why you deserve better

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