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Well I feel like the best option is to tell them to get the hell out of your house and stay away from your daughter. I don't know why they think they have the power to walk up and demand people's children because they think that they are evil or whatever. FML for you and your little girl
Jealous, always want red eyes. Also If she was born with red eye and a blue one they would have freaked out more.
Personally red eyes are generally not a good thing. A lot of vision problems tend to gosling with them
i hope you gave them the finger instead
She sounds beautiful
She sounds beautiful. What do you mean by photo sensitive though? Is she hypersensitive to light?
Tell her she's an angel every day.
Nothing a couple bullets flying at them can't fix
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Some people are just crazy, don't mind them. I'm sure your daughter is beautiful.
Just slowly close the door and whisper "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee...."