Kids: Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's...

By OakStake - 08/12/2013 22:07 - United States - New York

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 02:45 - United States - Chillicothe

Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2013 04:13 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML

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By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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By secretsmakefriends - 15/10/2013 21:43 - United States - Vashon

Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML

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By walker - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML

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By orcatheseapanda - 09/01/2016 05:14 - Thailand

Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML

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By WanstinChurchHill - 08/09/2009 07:11 - United States

Today, I met a nice girl and decided to ask her out. Later on she showed me a picture of her with her family, she was wearing red and everyone else black. I said jokingly "you look like the adopted child" only to find out that her had parents died and she was indeed adopted. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML

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By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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chottu 16

Monday 9 December 2013 6:08

Some people are just crazy, don't mind them. I'm sure your daughter is beautiful.

VengeanceChicken 12

Monday 9 December 2013 6:09

Just slowly close the door and whisper "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee...."

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oly49 10

Monday 9 December 2013 8:28

The nerve of some peole my God what's this world coming to

heliophobia 13

Monday 9 December 2013 8:28

Jeez, poor girl. It's wonderful to have something that unique, in my opinion. I suggest you talk with your neighbor and tell her how outright inconsiderate and cruel it was to do that. Next time it happens, call the police. Remind your child that she is beautiful and not to let mean comments from others bother her.

katties 27

Monday 9 December 2013 9:49

That it looks cool doesn't mean it is: you burn in the sun easily, can get eye problems, is extra susceptible to skin cancer and infections... it's not only about the looks and albinos aren't really lucky to be albino...

Grenith 21

Monday 9 December 2013 8:55

Looks like it's time to move...

QuantumCommenter 7

Monday 9 December 2013 8:59

Does her hair happen to be naturally white as well? In many cases albinism (a lack of pigmentation (color) resulting in pale skin, red irises, and white hair) is also accompanied by photosensitivity. It is a beautiful mutation (I personally know someone who has it), though the sensitivity to light does have some rather obvious drawbacks. http:/:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albinism

Tpracingkg 15

Monday 9 December 2013 9:00

I'd love to have eyes like that!

Mysterion345 11

Monday 9 December 2013 9:01

Screw the cops and screw the restraining order, get yourself a .45 and shoot them should they step foot on your property.

happylappy 21

Monday 9 December 2013 9:06

This is one of the best FML's imo.

imchacon22 19

Monday 9 December 2013 9:10

You should consider either moving away or filing a restraining order against this man before he tries something to harm her. At least that's just what I would do considering they went demanding your child!