By Anonymous - 04/05/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Uithoorn

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Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
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OffToTheGayBar 9

BF: Oh, hold your ****** a second, babe. OP: Why? BF: *Texts* I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.

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doctorhook86 24

Texting during sex is never classy, folks.

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Michaelsgirl04 9

your "about me" made me lose hope for this generation...

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justinhere 3

did you slap him in the face. Please tell me you did.

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spazz666 18

Did you learn how to use a question mark? Please tell me you did.

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cc_the_beast 6

Get the **** out of my generation! Now!

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melancholic88 2

**** the ex and your bf. he shouldn't be doing it.

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archenemybtch 0

She already did. Or did you not read the FML correctly? -_-

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paintballnuts 5

That was your 1st 3some lol you him his ex at least one person got off

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desireev 17

35- I just read your 'About Me'. A rather large amount of brain cells died as I was reading it! I'm gonna pray for you, sweetie! Lord knows you need prayer with all of that dumbassness you possess!

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eyecon502 13

Is that the story of Lorena Bobbit?

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muFilter 19

That really sucks, OP, but just for future reference: 1) Pull phone from bf's hand and toss it aside 2) Slap bf 3) Keep right on ******* to satisfaction 4) Slap bf again for good measure 5) Thoroughly reprimand/discuss until understanding is reached Problem solved.

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