Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to...

By Anonymous - 04/05/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Uithoorn

Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML

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By fml - 02/02/2011 09:48

Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML

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By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 17:15 - Nepal

Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 00:01

Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By screwed.over - 10/10/2009 23:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2009 09:43 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML

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Saturday 5 May 2012 0:11

BF: Oh, hold your ****** a second, babe. OP: Why? BF: *Texts* I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.

doctorhook86 24

Saturday 5 May 2012 0:10

Texting during sex is never classy, folks.

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simply_gorgeous 2

Thursday 10 May 2012 23:42

Guys and their phones. That's guys for you. I know exactly how you feel. I was with this one guy (now my ex) stop during sex to answer a phone call. I was furious.

taviwuzup 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 13:46

Dude, not sayin he wuz rite for doin that or anythin, but obviously he wasn't having great sex so he got bored!!! Pump It up sistah

sewerflies 3

Friday 18 May 2012 19:37

Oh my that takes some balls

ceejayy22 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 9:22

what a ****!!

lottie333 0

Saturday 9 June 2012 2:42

dump him girl

Fellsnows 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 18:47

He's trying to be efficient

Lucky7Samson 10

Sunday 7 April 2013 0:35

If he answers the phone during sex, your pussy just might be whack. FYL op. FYL Indeed.

Rammer3500 23

Saturday 7 March 2015 22:24

Heres an idea for you-wait until you're married to have sex, like you're supposed.

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Same thing different taste

Bad timing

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