Intimacy: Today, I was in the elevator, when a big bearded guy stepped...

By juvenile friends suck - 10/01/2013 20:52 - Germany - Tangstedt

Today, I was in the elevator, when a big bearded guy stepped in, wearing a dress. It's not an uncommon sight where I live, but my friend cracked up and asked him if he was wearing underwear. He took it as a challenge, and I can safely say that no, he was not. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By embareassed - 20/01/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said, "Right now?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML

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By what - 26/11/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML

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By twitch01 - 09/08/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML

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By Ella - 21/01/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

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Quiet despair

By Anonymous - 13/05/2025 15:00 - Australia

Today, I got into an elevator with a really hunky guy. We exchanged polite greetings, then, for some reason, I tried to break the silence by saying, "Nice weather today, huh?" He nodded, but then I awkwardly continued, “Too bad we’re stuck in here.” He gave me a confused look as the doors opened right on cue. FML

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By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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Scurry away

By Philomena87 - 19/08/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML

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bombshellbabee01 9

Friday 11 January 2013 3:13

where exactly do you live?

lilhellian 26

Friday 11 January 2013 3:14

Ask and ye shall recieve...

Comments

The_F3rris 11

Friday 11 January 2013 15:18

I might just go visit Germany now.

joethebiden 8

Friday 11 January 2013 15:50

Jesus H. Christ. That's why I steer clear of Germany. That, and recurring nightmares about Helmut Kohl.

skyeyez9 24

Friday 11 January 2013 16:14

At least he didn't do the helicopter.

LeafsGuy92 10

Friday 11 January 2013 16:18

Or it could be a hitler stache? Maybe it's plowed clean?

sens3sfailing 24

Friday 11 January 2013 18:07

68, i guess it does matter, lol, or my joke just sucked =P

simoncat 11

Friday 11 January 2013 18:12

As a Scottish Lass, I understand and even appreciate a man in a kilt. (Usually going commando)Now, the dress... Not as common. Was it a real dress? Or more of a frock? A jumper, perhaps? I need the image.

charvisioku 22

Friday 11 January 2013 18:45

That's rude. I admit it's weird for a guy with a beard to be wearing a dress but that's his choice. I feel for you because it wasn't your fault but your idiot friend fully deserves it.