By juvenile friends suck - 10/01/2013 20:52 - Germany - Tangstedt

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Today, I was in the elevator, when a big bearded guy stepped in, wearing a dress. It's not an uncommon sight where I live, but my friend cracked up and asked him if he was wearing underwear. He took it as a challenge, and I can safely say that no, he was not. FML
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By Philomena87 - 19/08/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
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Catkam623 27

Obviously it's a pink skyscraper rising from a forest of naturally brownish colored trees with 2 spherical entrances on one side of the building;)

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kalbrek009 20

Are you sure it wasn't a kilt? Just asking.

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cuponoodles34 10

He was probably dressed for a hot date. You know no underwear easy access, fyl though.

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xsarax_fml 10

haha hey at least you'll never forget this day! Weird but interesting ;)

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boarderlyne17 8

Brozilian*, I believe, is the correct term. 'Cause, you know, it matters.

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cmac86 23

who knew Germans liked to party like that? i sure didn't.

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AssTard 15

55- H.I.M.Y.M. reference for the win.

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