By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:19 - Australia

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Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
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sarcasm_ftw 0

be careful if he calls you "babe" it might have mixed messages now

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AmberHall 2

Next time just lie there and give no indication that you are enjoying it at all. That will irritate him even more. He sounds insensitive and a bit arrogant expecting people to accommodate their sexual responses to him

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cecilia_weasley 0

Don't see him again. The sex is never worth any arrogance you might have to put up with later.

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krystlex3 0

hahaahahaha @10. gotta keep them bitches in line ;) jk, that is a FYL, what a d bag

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Flexin_the_Guacs 0

You deserve it cause pigs are gross. How do you think your boyfriend felt when he realized he was doin a pig?

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MisterIcee 0

That's pretty messed up... ...anyways how does a moan sound like any noise a pig makes...

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gizmo_987 0

To everyone who's telling the OP to stay quiet the next time, I think that was the guy's original intention...

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Karnezar 2

"Shut up, you sound like a pig" "Well, at least you don't have to look at one the whole time" owburn D:

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Kar98 6

Well, in his defense, the squealing and oinking was a bit over the top. Why fake moans, indeed?

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