By Anonymous - 26/07/2013 14:26 - United States - Campbellsville

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML
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teamlightskin 14

Did he throw you off of him? If not, he is a keeper :)

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wilsontws 18

Did he feel the warmth of your gesture?

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CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16

OPCopied this right out of a Seventeen Magazine..word for word.

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Binglebeee 16

Anyone said anything about marking your teritory yet?

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crazyhorsey 2

Eww you nasty dirty horsey. Wear a diaper next time :)

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vlalam 24

I heard animals mark their territory and things they belong to by peeing and after we are social animals ;)

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mosquito19 14

would you not notice if some pour hot coffee down your neck. yeah, it is exactly like that.

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chasing_silence 10

shit happens. no wait. that would have been a lot worse

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Playful1985 9

You might have squirted because of excitement

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

No. Female ejaculation is caused by stimulation of the G-spot and excitment or arousal alone would not cause such a response.

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the_real_dvd 21

Unless the pool water was 98.6 degrees, he was going to notice. Try some kegel exercises.

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mld4657 28

I take he's not into golden showers

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