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By Anonymous - 26/07/2013 14:26 - United States - Campbellsville

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML

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You deserved it 18 781

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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You deserved it 6 114

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 37 150

By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 323

You deserved it 66 337

The language of love

By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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You deserved it 4 500

A real ******

By never again - 30/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML

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You deserved it 765

By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 614

You deserved it 7 755

By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 173

You deserved it 6 250

Nice try

By klutz - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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You deserved it 57 268

By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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You deserved it 6 661

By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 894

You deserved it 6 951

teamlightskin 14

Friday 26 July 2013 18:52

Did he throw you off of him? If not, he is a keeper :)

wilsontws 18

Friday 26 July 2013 18:53

Did he feel the warmth of your gesture?

Comments

websphere69 27

Friday 26 July 2013 19:20

Better to be pissed on thanto be pissed off.....

robotiick7 23

Friday 26 July 2013 19:25

You were marking your territory op!

tenac71 6

Friday 26 July 2013 19:33

classic golden shower scenario he secretly loved I don't care what he said

yuzuru_fml 12

Friday 26 July 2013 19:33

that sure sucked

incoherentrmblr 21

Friday 26 July 2013 19:40

Well, aren't you the female R. Kelly...

wowthatissad 9

Friday 26 July 2013 20:03

If he didn't care then urine luck

fabforever 10

Friday 26 July 2013 20:08

That's awkward for everybody in the pool!!

Dinonick 15

Friday 26 July 2013 20:44

Wow I am really suprised there are not more YDIs. Seriously you PEED ON A GUY!. Who does that?

TheLadyOpal 30

Friday 26 July 2013 21:07

There are probably not as many YDIs since it's pretty clear in the FML that she didn't intend to piss on the guy she liked.

lectricpharaoh 9

Saturday 27 July 2013 5:19

If she wasn't potty trained, she a) shouldn't have neglected her diapers, and b) shouldn't have been in a pool.

NSN82 13

Saturday 27 July 2013 7:07

Seriously, #109? A lot of women have problems like this. Sneezing, coughing, laughing, or any kind of pressure on the abdominal area can cause a little unintentional urination. No need to judge and mock OP over something that she can't control.