Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed...

By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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You deserved it 3 063

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 800

You deserved it 10 109

By :// - 05/11/2013 21:01 - United States - Romulus

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 773

You deserved it 3 758

By poopEVERYWHERE - 18/09/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 974

You deserved it 4 345

By mydadsawsooomuch - 17/11/2010 13:26 - United States

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 175

You deserved it 9 834

By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 550

You deserved it 4 968

By Lilragu97 - 26/07/2012 05:14 - United States - Exeter

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

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You deserved it 2 399

By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 054

You deserved it 5 140

By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 356

You deserved it 14 935

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 08:01

Today, I went into the bathroom only to discover my dad on the pot. “Oh, sorry”, I say and turn to leave. His reply, “Oh I don’t mind. Just having a shit here.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 710

You deserved it 201

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 836

You deserved it 123

MeanBeagle 22

Tuesday 11 November 2014 23:52

well he ALMOST made it

silvercamaro 22

Wednesday 12 November 2014 0:25

He could be passed out drunk, so walking away and leaving him alone could actually result in him dying.

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an3ph 20

Wednesday 12 November 2014 8:08

Better than dead. Trust me.

jeriaslovesyou 16

Wednesday 12 November 2014 8:36

Oh. xD

Sanchez1409 6

Wednesday 12 November 2014 14:29

LMFAO! XD

chrisstachon 30

Wednesday 12 November 2014 14:50

You can say Awkward

Rodopen 19

Wednesday 12 November 2014 15:04

Well we can see your life is flushed down the toilet... No? Okay then...

skatoolaki 24

Wednesday 12 November 2014 15:07

Brother?

ostfaiz 18

Wednesday 12 November 2014 15:31

hope u helped him getting out this mess before posting it on FML, FYL

harley1077 9

Wednesday 12 November 2014 19:15

at least he was alive and you didn't find him dead

Saraishi 25

Wednesday 12 November 2014 19:19

This reminded me right away of Shameless. It's only entertaing on TV, FYL.

YourProblemsSuck 2

Wednesday 12 November 2014 19:29

why? because i know that if they are posting this on FML it couldnt have been that big of a deal?

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Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML

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Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML

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