Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed...

By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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You deserved it 3 063

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 800

You deserved it 10 109

By :// - 05/11/2013 21:01 - United States - Romulus

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 773

You deserved it 3 758

By poopEVERYWHERE - 18/09/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 974

You deserved it 4 345

By mydadsawsooomuch - 17/11/2010 13:26 - United States

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 175

You deserved it 9 834

By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 550

You deserved it 4 968

By Lilragu97 - 26/07/2012 05:14 - United States - Exeter

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 386

You deserved it 2 399

By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 054

You deserved it 5 140

By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 356

You deserved it 14 935

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 08:01

Today, I went into the bathroom only to discover my dad on the pot. “Oh, sorry”, I say and turn to leave. His reply, “Oh I don’t mind. Just having a shit here.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 710

You deserved it 201

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 836

You deserved it 123

MeanBeagle 22

Tuesday 11 November 2014 23:52

well he ALMOST made it

silvercamaro 22

Wednesday 12 November 2014 0:25

He could be passed out drunk, so walking away and leaving him alone could actually result in him dying.

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YourProblemsSuck 2

Wednesday 12 November 2014 1:29

Xanax is a hell of a drug.

YourProblemsSuck 2

Wednesday 12 November 2014 1:47

the post said passed out, not unconsience. you guys have nevee had to deal with drug addicts/drunks have you?

captainsmegma 12

Wednesday 12 November 2014 1:51

Why do I get this vision of you undoing your own pants while you quietly say "This just isn't your day dad"

LowExpectations 30

Wednesday 12 November 2014 5:03

Wow... Just wow... I think this is the darkest comment I've ever read in all my years on this site... Wow...

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 12 November 2014 23:00

How ironic... While reading #38's comment, the advertisement at the bottom of the app was "Get Help Now."

martin8337 35

Wednesday 12 November 2014 2:32

It could be worse, he could have had his underwear on backwards and a dollar in his hand.

MelTheGreat 23

Wednesday 12 November 2014 2:42

Omg ew

luffyzorro_fml 5

Wednesday 12 November 2014 2:54

Is he ******* alive

rebelbelle 17

Wednesday 12 November 2014 2:57

guess he was straining to hard

bobdlawr 8

Wednesday 12 November 2014 3:27

Wow the fucktards will allow this one but deny mine ... Yup ignorance in it's finest form

suruhhhhh 8

Wednesday 12 November 2014 4:21

I guess someone forgot to flush.

Artemishuntress 8

Wednesday 12 November 2014 4:31

did he pass out from taking a shoe?

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