Love: Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane....

By UH-OH - 15/03/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 19:00 - United States - Mineral

Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML

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Don't think so highly of yourself

By Book by its cover - 08/10/2022 10:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was in an elevator when some awkward geeky-looking guy walked in. He asked me how my day was, but I said, “You’re not my type, don’t even try.” An hour later, I was at a concert. Turns out he was the lead singer of the opening band. He glared at me angrily when he noticed me in the crowd. FML

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Unflattered

By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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By PlaneGuy - 25/02/2017 01:00 - Reunion - Saint-denis

Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML

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Flashback to 2010

By Anonymous - 24/02/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML

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By millzee - 17/01/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML

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Cool moves

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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Rough

By vela9002 - 06/04/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me, and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men," he said, "Oh yeah, me too, I really like buff guys." FML

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By crapgirl - 18/04/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML

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ninjaxprincess89 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:23

the who is rock n roll. not punk. and if you're someone that listens to miley cyrus and thinks the who is punk he probably wouldn't have been interested in you anyway.

JDtMG 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:13

punk guys HATE The Who anyway. better luck next time.

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shabaloo 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:02

i made an account just so i could say... miley cyrus.... really? you deserved that. haha.

kahu 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:09

Today, I was reading FML, and I found out that everyone hates my music. FML - Miley

Needlestick 0

Friday 7 August 2009 13:40

#73(kahu) I don't even know who on Earth 'Miley Cyrus' is (I'll have to search Wikipedia after this) but your comment made me laugh. XD

BrEnNo1023 5

Tuesday 18 August 2009 4:01

you seriously don't need to research her...she's not that important. just another celebrity pop-princess with an Achey-Breakey silver spoon in her mouth and no musical talent whatsoever. Disney probably writes all her songs, composes all her music, and probably paid for her singing lessons too. She's MANUFACTURED and talentless. That's why all the little kids love her. She's not a good role model, she's just rich and famous. PEOPLE NEED TO FORGIVE AND FORGET. (by forgive, i mean FORGIVE what she's DONE to the music industry.....................)

gummibehrs 4

Saturday 29 August 2009 0:03

Agreed, #141. I feel the need to mention her hoarse, screechy, whiny nails-on-chalkboard voice and the pathetic teenage drama surrounding her.

kornonthecobb 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 6:33

i don't think she'd have to really check this website to see how many people hate her lol i know i can't stand her or those stupid fugly jonas bros either

flyfallfadeaway 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:11

i agree, fyl. and your terrible taste in music. AND the fact that youre that desperate to impress.

wrestler_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:21

lol you ever go to a beach party or a high school party... it gets played. believe me. they play the hits mainly, of course... like all the hot songs from 99.5 and sometimes 101, but they'll go to the oldschool party songs some too. and beach parties also play surf music it depends where you go. but the point of a party is to have fun, not the music! The music just sets up the tone and good atmosphere for the party, then the party gods take over. and the main element to good atmosphere is kickin music... blink 182 and sum 41, you may call em "posers", but their music is legend, they're not going away anytime soon, simply because their music unleashes that party spirit like no other

iloverichardhell 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:24

75, .... legend? seriously? theyre dead as dead as dead upon dead.. no one really gives a shit about em in order to be a legend, a band has to be well,... good. besides, 80s songs are more fun at parties. obviously.