Love: Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane....

By UH-OH - 15/03/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML

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By Book by its cover - 08/10/2022 10:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was in an elevator when some awkward geeky-looking guy walked in. He asked me how my day was, but I said, “You’re not my type, don’t even try.” An hour later, I was at a concert. Turns out he was the lead singer of the opening band. He glared at me angrily when he noticed me in the crowd. FML

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By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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By PlaneGuy - 25/02/2017 01:00 - Reunion - Saint-denis

Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML

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By millzee - 17/01/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML

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Cool moves

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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Rough

By vela9002 - 06/04/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me, and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men," he said, "Oh yeah, me too, I really like buff guys." FML

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By crapgirl - 18/04/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML

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ninjaxprincess89 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:23

the who is rock n roll. not punk. and if you're someone that listens to miley cyrus and thinks the who is punk he probably wouldn't have been interested in you anyway.

JDtMG 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:13

punk guys HATE The Who anyway. better luck next time.

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nodbor 11

Monday 16 March 2009 8:21

you should have checked you genre setting to see if you had anything punk, which i'm betting you do not.

Anicrow 0

Monday 16 March 2009 13:28

Cause pretending to be something your not to pick up a guy makes perfect sense... Idiot.

Emily5 0

Monday 16 March 2009 15:22

Miley Cyrus doesn't have a nose. And you shouldn't have to prove yourself to anyone. It's not worth it. :D

It_Doesnt_Matter 0

Monday 16 March 2009 17:02

I love miley. And i'm 22 y/o with my septum pierced and tattoos covering 1/4th of my body. =]

CatherineElle 0

Monday 16 March 2009 17:40

Haha, been there, done that. I think guys should just appreciate girls who have ecclectic tastes.

toad_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 20:03

I feel like I'm reading J-14 magazine. :/

AgeofAquarius 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:53

Props for listening to The Who, but I have to wonder how you can really appreciate them when you also listen to Miley Cyrus. Also, no offense, but Miley Cyrus is not even close to eclectic.

ClashingHippie 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:43

What the ****? You don't even deserve to know about The Who. ******* poser. And all those people out there trying to be "all knowing" and saying that The Who is not punk, **** off. The Who ******* created punk. Sure, Sex Pistols would have been a better band to chose, but The Who are ******* AWESOME. Kudos to all who think so. And no miley is not hot. She's a tacky girly bitch. But if you like her, you shouldn't be ashamed of it. Personally, I just think you're a poser.