By The Rock's arse - 04/07/2014 20:29 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML
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MattAttack12 10

Hey those things are pretty expensive these days

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toxic_walrus 15

Everyone has their bad days

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Comments

justawallflower 27

I'm so sorry.Its a hard knock life.

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JBChristian 47

Shirley Ann already told me that, but thanks for the reminder.

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Tthug 34

No...this one actually doesn't happen to everyone...and I really don't understand what you're trying to say with the rest of your comment. I don't think OP's life is in danger.

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frenchiegirl1 6

You creamed, that juices- sounds like a yummy dessert

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TurquoiseJesus 15

Frankly, I've spent hours watching infomercials about blenders and the like. Dunno what it is about those devil devices, I dont even want one but I cant stop watching about it.

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KittehFreak 25

I like your username, OP.~

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xoteeshaox 22

If the juicer is half price, and you get it....Don't open it and sell it for close to full price. It'd be barely second hand, and untouched. Therefore it's a win.

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Steephx0 23

It's 50% off if you pay in two payments!

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False_Stupidity 41

It's never actually 50% off, they just quote bullshit figures to be the "normal" price so that suckers get excited over the huge discount and end up paying more than it's worth.

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FrankHotpants 31

Let me guess, it was 3 easy payments of $19.99

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sartrow 8

yup, all sign's of aging, get used to it, and it will get worse :(

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