By The Rock's arse - 04/07/2014 20:29 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML
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MattAttack12 10

Hey those things are pretty expensive these days

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toxic_walrus 15

Everyone has their bad days

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91hayek 31

I'm sorry but infomercials are THE SHIT. Juicers, vacuums, cook wear, workout regimes, magic absorbent cloth, skin care products. They have brilliant acting and voice overs and the demonstrations are also of the highest proficiency. Don't feel guilty about it OP, at least its better than over 90% of what is on TV anyways and you really aren't going to buy everything you see. Infomercials get a bad rap from those with poor impulse control and those with poor attention spans. RIP BILLY MAYS.

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Adam5858 17

They are good! Worthy thing to get excited over !!!!

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pwnman 33

Seems like a sticky situation!

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cina5 19

Sorry Op maybe you should go out and try to make some friends.

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PenguinBitch 43

50% off? I don't want to lose money on this deal. I'll take 20!

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FroggerForReal 11

it's OK we all do it at some point but when thinking of making a purchase think about if you'll really be using it more than once or twice till none at all

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Brody_Generico 7

If u bought at least it can contribute to good health

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purplehayes60 8

sometimes you have to hit rock bottom to get back to the top, I'm sorry OP

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TwentyFourBeerz 18

Sounds like someone needs to get out more..

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