By oh_its_true - 18/09/2009 19:23 - United States
oh_its_true tells us more.
To those who think she made it up to get out of the date...i initially thought the same thing too. so i said "listen, you dont have to make up some crappy story like you are on Jerry Springer. I am old enough to be told the truth." So then she started crying. Loudly. Which made everyone look at me like I was some jerk for making her cry. She then tells me its all true and she doesnt know what to do. I tell her maybe jail will straighten her man out and get him straight. I got up and walked out, passing the waitress who was on her way to our table with our drinks (to be fair, she ordered a coke)...i tossed around $40 on the tray and hit the door running. i later remembered that i left my gloves on the table... that is a totaly true story.
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More like, F her life. Don't be so selfish. Think of what she is going through!!!
Really... don't be silly. You couldn't possibly think that is what he meant.
"...What if she's an angel sent here from heaven And she's making certain that you're doing your best To take the time to help one another Brother are you going to pass that test You can go on with your day to day Trying to forget what you saw in her face Knowing deep down it could have been her saving grace What if she's an angel..." She could simply be an angel that got knocked up by a devil. help her out bud
wow she sounds like a hot winner! hope she's the one for you! nah I'm obviously being sarcastic here. sucks man. I've had the same problem, except it wasn't requested to be told to her parents.
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first things first, i tell her i will do pretend to be her baby daddy, but i am gonna need some road head on the way over, to get in the mood, when you get there, you tell her you are having second thoughts, and maybe you need some full on convincing(sex). she will have wasted a ******** at that point, so she probably will let you, then deny deny deny, it ever happened.
wow, I can't believe that all you combined couldn't grasp that she was prolly trying to get rid of him because she didn't like him, and perhaps he was insistent, and that was her way of getting out of it. girls are notorious for not wanting to tell a guy they are out with that they really aren't interested, and instead lie about needing to go help someone, have a friend call them, etc. this is just an advanced version of that. I bet if he had said "ok, I'll do it for you" she would have come up with something else.
It wasn't a stereotype, it's a fact, girls are known for trying to be gentle about rejecting people, and generally that comes with making up excuses as to why they don't want to be around. It's not a bad thing, necessarily, just true. Guys do it too, but to a lesser extent.
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she sounds like a keeper!
Ah, geez. FYL. But the girl's life is ****** way more than yours.