By oh_its_true - 18/09/2009 19:23 - United States
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oh_its_true tells us more.
To those who think she made it up to get out of the date...i initially thought the same thing too. so i said "listen, you dont have to make up some crappy story like you are on Jerry Springer. I am old enough to be told the truth." So then she started crying. Loudly. Which made everyone look at me like I was some jerk for making her cry. She then tells me its all true and she doesnt know what to do. I tell her maybe jail will straighten her man out and get him straight. I got up and walked out, passing the waitress who was on her way to our table with our drinks (to be fair, she ordered a coke)...i tossed around $40 on the tray and hit the door running. i later remembered that i left my gloves on the table... that is a totaly true story.
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man that SUCKS sht did u run? man in this economy it's best to date a girl who wont clear out ur fridge an freezer,gl with ur lil pig
haha now what i wanna know was WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?!?!?!?
Does she already have all your contact info? Better have a little "talk" with a certain "someone in your office". Lol.
you should tell her that you are actually him. instead of going to the big house, i robed a bank and used that money to get plastic sugery done. oh yeah i also changed your name. did i forget to mention that i also got a few other ladies pregnant?
What a classy girl! Definitely a keeper.
je_vous_aime
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i guess you can take it as a compliment. She's thinks you're good enough to be the father of her child and good enough to take home to mom and dad.
ouch. that suuuuucks. maybe just stick to dating girls that you meet firsthand?
Mata_Hari
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..."First impressions aren't everything" xD And pardon me if this sounds crass... but it's her boyfriend in jail for stealing her dad's car, and he's the father...so she'll have you come and cover as the baby's daddy? That's not a win-win situation, either the baby's father is a drug addict, or the girl's (politically correct term) promiscuous and cheating on her boyfriend? Wow. (Though, the dad would most likely be happy with the latter...)
xDontBreakHer
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How awesome is she? Fail.
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she sounds like a keeper!
Ah, geez. FYL. But the girl's life is ****** way more than yours.