By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
I agree, your life sucks 494
You deserved it 112
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paperfox_fml 0

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

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Antonio718 0

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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BlueShad0w 5

omg :)) good one :D

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22jrdn55 15

omg lmaoo... YDI for not hiddng to ur ***** better rofl i cant stop laughing

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Sabbalabba1992 3

The fact that he was chasing girls with it makes me think that he knew what it really was.

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plug_in_baby69 0

at least he wasnt chasing the boys with it :)

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LemonMan 0

#20 wins and LOL I can't imagine the teachers face when she/he saw this happening

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brit8741 0

#114 I love it! Why the hell are little kids in this site? If you still have a bedtime you should get off of here!! No one cares about the grammar on this site. OP I reallly want to hear how you explained that one... "He stayed the night at grandma's/friend's house last night..." ;)

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