By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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You deserved it 112
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paperfox_fml 0

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

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Antonio718 0

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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counterspike 0

Wow anyone who said "why did u have it where he could find it?" is retarded. Kids find EVERYTHING. Excuse u for forgetting to lock it up in the sex toy Vault.

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bsbrulez92704 0

oh my gosh...this story is hilarious...at least for me and not you. sorry it went down that way..but hey he's a kid let him have his fun

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sanders2155 0

Wow! That's vereey funny

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beautyisahorse 0

Why would you have it where he could get it? You really deserved that one!

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moonlit_manga 0

You must be really lonely....haha dam I feel bad when he gets older and recalls that memory and KNOWS where it's been. Then your life will really be ******! Genius_man16 your funny! "I hope you all die in a fire." ha! --fox

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curlyqt 0

#1 who has a ***** #2 where Is that ur son can get it

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karenmarie 0

Wow, now that's a story you can tell his future wife!! LOL

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electroboy_fml 0

......That's all there is to say.

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shnibz101 0

That's awsome No offence but I smell futer molester Wat have u been teaching ur son?!?!?!?

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