By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
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Sirrush 0

haha, that's a great idea, very original. But seriously, if you were a bit open minded with him you could have avoided this... I'm also kinda wondering just how you found out.

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HelloShitty_fml 0

bahahahaha. I think you might have a smart kid. But maybe you should've had a talk with him? Maybe you would've figured out he was lying.

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um_duh 0

I bet your son has bad hair, that's how you worked it out right??? Gay guys always have good hair... :p

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somrack 0

haha, you're foolish for trying to prevent him from having girls over. it's good for him, and if you've raised him properly he won't make any stupid mistakes.

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ivals 3

You should have told him he can have girls in his room, but not have sex with them (explain why). P.S. Your sons a genius!

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ivals 3

@ ALL who said he wants sex. I have female friends and male friends, doesnt mean i **** them all (actually NONE), ya i am a teen, i respect rules, doesnt mean im a nerd or "uncool". My point is that, let him have a friend for gods sake!

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Melancholics 0

..and you're not. It's "genius".

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jadakorn 0

That is just straight up GENIUS and why wont u let him have girls in his bedroom anyways?

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Hav0c 0

Wow, what a smart child. :p Good thinking kid!

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dikinass 0

@ivals you're an uncool nerd. suck a chode.

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evlbb2 2

Props to kid. If hes good enough to pull that off, I think you should let him have girls in his room. seriously :p you probly dont have to worry about him failing school or something.

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ditzykayla 0

haha i would say he was super smart for this...but one of my friends did this a long time ago....she told her mom she was lez so she could have guys in her room for long periods of time with out her mom interupting...haha this wored until her mom walked in on her and her bf.

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