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By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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By anonymous - 19/08/2013 05:41 - United States - Lamar

Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML

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By Mom - 25/07/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML

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Get with the times

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss's daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Longmont

Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML

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Misunderstood

By not a phobe - 16/07/2020 08:02

Today, my son told our whole family and all our friends that I kicked him out for being gay. I kicked him out because on more than one occasion he got drunk and sneaked random men in the house while he was supposed to be watching his younger siblings while I worked nights. They believed him. FML

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Mixed messages

By mook - 15/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor confessed to me that he was homophobic and regrets that his family doesn't know it. He spent fifteen minutes explaining how much he would hate to have a gay child. I spent two hours last night convincing his son that it was the right thing to tell his family he was gay. FML

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By Jason - 05/02/2018 15:30 - United States - Kenai

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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Trans women are women

By whoops - 03/10/2020 05:06

Today, my son brought his new girlfriend home. I took him aside and hugged him, reassuring him that I loved and accepted him no matter his sexual preference. He looked at me confused and asked what I meant. His girl was obviously trans, but he had no idea. I didn’t know he didn’t know. FML

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imamonster1 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 12:08

yeah this kid is a champ.

Sirrush 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 12:08

haha, that's a great idea, very original. But seriously, if you were a bit open minded with him you could have avoided this... I'm also kinda wondering just how you found out.

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boredperson 0

Friday 28 August 2009 23:40

my friends gf does this

joemk2012 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 7:33

Was he committed to the lie? Did he talk like a fairy and make sure you 'caught' him having gay sex? Just so he could make that sweet tender love to his lady friends?

Jasoco 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 4:42

I never thought of that!!

manbearpig28 3

Thursday 31 December 2009 8:08

little genius ur raisin

RebeccasHowler 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 21:08

God forbid he impregnate her by watching TV.

theimmytriforce 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 13:12

GENIUS. shud have told mum i was a lesbian so i could at least make out with my ex (when we were together) without her walking in every 2 mins to check on us. i told her mum just because hes the opposite gender doesnt mean were gonna **** she said " i no you will its the teenage hormones" dude. not everyone is a horny teenage retard like she was.

theimmytriforce 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 13:26

your pretty dumb you no. you realise 80% of sex for teens happpen outside the bedroom. when theres a will theres a way i say. see i havent ever had sex before but if my mum walked in on me and my ex making out shed chuck a spaz. excpeccially if i was shirtless. i mean i got fingered and shirtless makeouts ect. outside of the house in a out of the way secret place.(talking about past. were no longer together)

hobsonbrendan 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:05

genius

fatman1970 25

Monday 8 February 2010 10:29

Respect for your son's genius and a big raspberry for you for being so gullible!

mrjohnz 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:17

this guy, wins.

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