Miscellaneous: Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under...

By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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Thanks, lady!

By hopeless cluts - 29/01/2012 07:36 - Canada

Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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Thanks dude

By no snow day - 05/02/2014 14:07 - United States - Round Lake

Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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Don't just stand there!

By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back, and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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Kukironosuke 16

Tuesday 19 January 2010 16:10

bet he has

powersmoke 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 16:15

Can't help ya, gotta mail to deliver or I'll be out of a job!

Comments

ohmygoodnex 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:43

just because you fall in mud doesn't mean you can't get up.

JManHobbs 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:53

Mailman win!

RandomGuy1234 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 7:23

i imagined this scene in my head...and thinks its hilarious *OP falls down* *mailman walks by* "ehh,iv see worse" *leaves* you should have yelled "YEAH WELL I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A FU*KING CAR!"

Frank155 5

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:28

FYL, that guy should die

PottentialFML 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:32

mail him a bomb

Darkhumor 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 8:53

Why is he expected to help you up? And why do you instantly think your life is f'd? I think you have a lot to be grateful for - you fell in slush, which is a much better alternative to busting your chin open and breaking teeth (i broke 4 teeth and my chin burst open, soaking through everything and needing 7 stitches). Why would you want anyone to help you? If it's slippery, the best thing to do is NOT to help - do you want him to fall on you? YDI for having a negative outlook on life. fyl