Miscellaneous: Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under...

By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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Thanks, lady!

By hopeless cluts - 29/01/2012 07:36 - Canada

Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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Thanks dude

By no snow day - 05/02/2014 14:07 - United States - Round Lake

Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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Don't just stand there!

By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back, and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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Kukironosuke 16

Tuesday 19 January 2010 16:10

bet he has

powersmoke 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 16:15

Can't help ya, gotta mail to deliver or I'll be out of a job!

Comments

geewhiz 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 18:02

HAHA everyone has to have a tumble at some point !!

jpest17 5

Tuesday 19 January 2010 18:37

seen worse??? are u a girl wearing a skirt WTH dose he mean!???

Comentator 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 18:37

I wouldn't say its a YLS...but I would have followed (from afar) the mail man and when they walked into a building or far enough away, I would have knocked over there carrier

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 18:39

Wow, don't feel upset... Just remember, he's a postman. The only place in life he's heading is the mail depot.

Compass 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 18:51

Through slush, dirt, melting snow, and people on the ground, the mail man has to do his job.

applesmoothiee 2

Tuesday 19 January 2010 19:32

lol. poor old mailman.

nayr3 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 19:13

YDI for being from Kansas

iheartjustinsane 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:22

Oh wow, you're sooo funny.

TheRipper_fml 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 19:18

Why do people feel like others are obligated go help them when they do something stupid like fall down? He's not the one who fell, nor did he cause you to fall, so why the hell do you feel he should have helped you? I know it's common courtesy, but just because he decided not to help you doesn't mean he did anything wrong. Take care of your damn self next time. if you're elderly, I retract my statements. if not, you deserve it for feeling someone had a responsibility to help you.