Rejection erection

By paidback - 25/12/2009 01:10 - United States

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Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
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caancoha 0

How do you not deserve this? "Treat others as you would like to be treated." Go luck your wounded manhood.

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Heartside 0

Seriously. Wow. You deserved that. Good for her.

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prncastrmcld 0

ydi for turning her down and expecting sex immediately afterwards. I've actaully done this to my boyfriend before. your wife is amazing

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DittoQueen 0

I am a perfectly healthy, beautiful women and my husband turns me down every night. Lord knows he doesn t have the friggin energy (at 25) to keep up with me so what makes me think he has another woman? Honestly-- dont be so pathetic. Men like you and my husband are ridiculous. Where have all the real men gone? I need to ditch the bitch in my relationship and hook up with someone who can give me a run for my money and I wouldn't blame your wife for doing it either-- only I have been married for a year! Which situation is worse? Talk to your wife and don't deny her-- And get some couseling if that helps you poor thing :-O

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Evilphatpandah 5

#68 I dont think its normal for a 25 year old to turn down sex every night. Either you guys have some major issues or he is gay. My boyfriend turns 26 next month and we have sex once or twice a day/night. I hope you work it out because good sex can be beneficial to your relationship and your life.

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YouGotFedInTheA 0

Superman dat ho.

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xSex_Kittenx 0

LOL! I've done that! Serves you right!

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Zakuraa 0

Now I know what to do to my man whenever he rejects. hahaha

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beanieboo 0

hey, if u reject her, expect to be rejected!!! if u want ur marriage to last, then be sure to give ur wife wat she wants!! THE WOMAN IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!!!

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