Rejection erection

By paidback - 25/12/2009 01:10 - United States

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Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
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caancoha 0

How do you not deserve this? "Treat others as you would like to be treated." Go luck your wounded manhood.

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Heartside 0

Seriously. Wow. You deserved that. Good for her.

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caleb_ohs 8

I feel like if this was the other way around then you would get flak for not satisfying her needs

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kitzy2011 9

People have the right to turn down sex whenever they want... You people would be saying different thinks if the gender roles were reversed. Anyway though, pretty damn funny response nonetheless :)

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terrihart 8

No shit she rejected you, I'd do the same! Jack ass

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idklife95 5

I understand the feeling as I've done the same but the other way around but still you said no and just cus she turned you on now does not mean she up for it now too haha

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lilo07_fml 7

Copying that one...if ever get the courage.

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kevinsagirl2323 8

I'm kind of confused as to why you turned her down.

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lucasj23 11

why would you think anyone would feel sorry for you? you so deserve it.

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Liphaem5 22

Seriously? What's with all the YDI? People are allowed to turn down sexual advances if they don't want sex. What the wife did was both funny and mean at the same time, but it doesn't automatically mean that OP must just want sex because his wife is horny, that's not how bodies work.... there could have been many reasons for him to turn her down, but none of them are less important after she started pleasuring herself.

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