Plastered

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
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emirie 21

Cross it off so you don't have to look at it.

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gracehi 31

And we thought it was just tattoos that jinxed a relationship.

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perdix 29

When you get better, break that other ******'s arm, so she'll write cute stuff on his cast and then dump him for you. Plan to leave town 6-8 weeks later.

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Sports_guy3 28

Here are many cities available: 1. FarFarAway 2. Timbuktu 3. AnywhereButThere 4. NYC 5. WhereYourMomLives Happy traveling!

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Bumblebrea99 14

Scribble it out! Thats what the giant sharpies are for!

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livilaughs 12

I cried at the hospital when I hated my cast (it was too tight) they removed it and put another on... worth a go?

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junkman6 22

Or OP can just dunk it in water and say there was an accident. The doctors have to change the cast out if it gets wet. Plenty of ways to make em change casts out.

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awkwardloveannie 28

that should count as torture.. maybe she planned it out

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seth7_ 22

That must have hurt worse than when you broke/sprained your arm.

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Zebediabolical 40

You know that you can just get a marker and cover it all up, don't you? Better a couple of black rectangles than lies from you ex.

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FrankHotpants 31

Just do what the military does for every mistake that's made, one line it and initial.

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