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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
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emirie 21

Cross it off so you don't have to look at it.

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CandyApple88 13

Did she sign her name? If she did, draw a pic over her name. no name? even better, just write *heart* from (insert your fave actress/character's name

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Sansa_fml 38

Could be worse, if you'd tattoo her name on yourself.

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Jayvey_Airson 12

well, every rose has it's thorn. Every night has it's dawn

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