Intimacy: Panic!

Panic!

By some_girl_19 - 05/08/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML

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You deserved it 9 459

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2012 17:45 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 400

You deserved it 34 662

By Jenny - 31/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 115 345

You deserved it 8 721

By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

I agree, your life sucks 173 851

You deserved it 24 646

Domestic

By baberuth - 19/06/2015 22:21 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 879

You deserved it 4 513

By lolk - 10/03/2013 07:41 - United States - Little Rock

Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bed when things started getting hot and it began to shake. My little sister called the entire family to the hall to listen to "the frogs in the wall". FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 725

You deserved it 41 727

By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 355

You deserved it 6 845

By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 862

You deserved it 31 442

Furby freakout

By furbys69 - 31/05/2017 09:00 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get frisky when the Furby Party Rocker all the way across the room started going off on its own and completely killed the mood. I took the batteries out of the little bastard immediately, but the mood was lost. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 931

You deserved it 825

By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 382

You deserved it 13 308

By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 219

You deserved it 3 128

ritzy05 1

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:06

at least he's caring?? in case it really had been an emergency?

chipmunchie 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:09

well, he was being a responsible brother I guess..

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lolatflyingducks 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:28

At least he cares about family, right?

Bella_999 0

Friday 7 August 2009 12:10

thats what you get for having sex with little kids in the house.

SushiGie 0

Friday 7 August 2009 13:01

Ew, the batteries got covered in the white mold.

theresnoway 0

Friday 7 August 2009 23:09

Awwww. At least u no yr bf will care bout ur kids if u hve any. Thts really cute LOL

oscarisevil1 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 8:38

she has no wii

THysios 2

Saturday 8 August 2009 16:22

is the wii ok?!?!

stl360 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 16:36

wow thats not even bad, he probably came up and started again

twilightlover15 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 7:39

well just plz tell me you were not still naked!!!!

twilightlover15 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 7:41

wow you take this site waaaaaaayyyy to seriously

gOtTaLuVbOyZ 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:02

i agree with #71 my bf would NEVER do that with me!!!

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Today I bombed a very important test. Being too upset to drive, I pulled into a lot and sobbed hysterically. A security guard tapped my window and demanded I move immediately. I tried to explain that I wasn’t in a state to drive, so he called the police on me. I was detained under suspicion of DUI. FML

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