Anonymous - 07/01/2011 23:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML
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fearfulsymmetry 1

I wasn't aware you could titter vigorously.....I've heard of people working out vigorously, and arguing vigorously, but tittering? How the **** do you manage to do that?

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alwa7sh 2

that teaches you to not fake you titters

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rallets 22

your titters were all over the place

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DudeImBetter 0

is tittered a cooler way of saying laughed in the uk cause it sounds pretty stupid to me.

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Penguinman909 7

I'm from the UK and I've barely ever heard the word tittered used instead of laughed. Must be a southern thing.

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cwhitney11 4

it's a jersey thing

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Day_Dreams 0

35 I believe 34 was talking about the south of England not the United States. other things in the world can be southern.

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brandikinz 4

56 it is not a 'jersey thing'. I have lived here my whole life and have never heard that word before. Ever. In my entire life.

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cwhitney11 4

68-Americans would see the humor

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iSitt 0

is it queen's English ?

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DancinKat 0

It's a Jersey thing is from South Park when they made fun of the Jersy Shore.

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27BronxBombers 12

titter is something similar to giggle. it's not a difficult word. some of you have a pathetic vocabulary. I'm 13 years old and I know what it means.

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baby610 4

yew toatally deserved it.

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stephanie911_fml 0

What are you doing, playing runescape? "yew?"( :

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boopityboppity 11

I get the distinct impression that this happens a lot, 79.

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baby610 4

no seriously I don't get it? what is "runescape"?

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Skroal_stomper 5

Hey teyyteyyy? I read your profile. Where u from? Detroit? The greatest city.

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baby610 4

haha all racist kinda mean though.

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BandddGeekkk 0

does that mean that when you go down on a person, you sometimes throw up all over them?

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GuitarNukka520 5

I've never seen anyone puke from something like that. Although, I wish I had it seems like it would be a hilarious situation

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GuitarNukka520 5

I imagine it being all awkward and just pure awesomeness ^_^

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LilyZombie 8

5, your shower curtain makes for a great distraction from your cliché face. just saying. nothing to do with your comment.

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RosiePatosie 0

Maybe he understands?

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emilyxorawr 3

Don't be sad, there is always others.

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musickraze45 0

you life does suck haha

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alwa7sh 2

that teaches you to not fake you titters

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