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By facepalming all the way - 19/07/2015 06:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

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Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML
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cutycat136 28

You should tell him that he must get more knowledge on subjects like that before he even considers using one of those for the first time op.

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haileyrows 26

Did he get sex ed in Texas or something?

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jamongrande 14

Oh shit, I've been doing it wrong this whole time!

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mads_fml 7

Pretty sure constraining/tying balls is a method of castration so...

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chuchusheep 19

oh somebody please help our young generation.

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psyjoniz 12

plot twist: kid brother meant **** ring.

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ajs1987 15

Tell him to wear the condoms backwards, so that all the ribbing is for his benefit, not hers.

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captainsmegma 12

This is called a teachable moment. Show the poor kid how to use one properly.

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ViviMage 39

He wants to wear the condom like a tea bagger? Then why is it so long??

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A_Net_70 7

Hahahhaha omg lmao I would have told him make sure you get all of your sack in the condom to be safe !!

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mykeenblade 7

I really hope he hasn't been using them that way...

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amandaw9009 15

When I was a kid I thought wearing a condom made it to where the guy couldn't fit inside the woman.

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