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By facepalming all the way - 19/07/2015 06:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML

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By Evaki1 - 13/06/2011 14:24 - Greece

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML

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By WhatJustHappened - 09/10/2020 14:02 - United States

Today, as a millennial, I had to explain to a baby boomer why he needs to use condoms when having sex with his 25-year-old girlfriend. FML

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Fair point

By beenawhile - 20/09/2019 04:03 - United States - Boston

Today, my 17 year-old brother asked me if I used birth control. When I told him I did, he responded, "Isn't that like using an inhalor when you don't have asthma?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 02:52 - United States - Rockwall

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML

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By HappyGirl - 28/10/2008 15:57 - France

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

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Perv

By Anonymous - 05/11/2015 01:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML

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Busted

By Stacy - 21/03/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By nerd_man01 - 10/07/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML

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cutycat136 28

Monday 20 July 2015 0:18

You should tell him that he must get more knowledge on subjects like that before he even considers using one of those for the first time op.

haileyrows 26

Monday 20 July 2015 0:19

Did he get sex ed in Texas or something?

Comments

arrowgold 19

Monday 20 July 2015 0:23

At least he got some answers from you before embarrassing himself in front of a lady.

Silk_Routes 14

Monday 20 July 2015 3:37

embarrassment or turn on for many

ambidextrousfool 7

Monday 20 July 2015 0:28

How do you wear a long piece of latex on your balls? How do you squeeze them using a condom? Tying a knot around them? Jeez. Your bro is another kind of dumb.

EarlFug 19

Monday 20 July 2015 1:29

If you're single I think I know just the person for you

Joseph24689 14

Thursday 23 July 2015 23:39

mads_fml 7

Monday 20 July 2015 0:31

Intervention quick, before he hurts himself

The_fuzz_buzz 4

Monday 20 July 2015 0:31

Sounds like a... Sticky situation...

ber4fun 23

Monday 20 July 2015 0:35

Do they even still teach sex education in schools these days? I hope they never cut the funding for that.

laurellkawes 31

Monday 20 July 2015 2:00

They do, but in some states they need parental permission to attend that part of health class

snazzymcwho 21

Monday 20 July 2015 6:57

Many many places have cut decent sex ed for "abstinence only" which doesn't actually teach kids anything about their reproductive health. They learn to just "not do it" and then their idiot parents and teachers wonder why they end up pregnant with chlamydia.

rockninja 21

Monday 20 July 2015 0:38

it would be really uncomfortable for me to tell something like that. that too to a family member.

rvontr88 21

Monday 20 July 2015 0:39

And this is why Abstinence only education doesn't work...

MenacingMe 17

Monday 20 July 2015 16:03

Amen to that.

hoosierholla 17

Monday 20 July 2015 0:39

He isn't dumb, he was just never taught. He may have more questions op, and if you're uncomfortable talking to him about this then you may want to point him in the direction of someone who can help him!