Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 635 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, at work I was told I'd be working over Christmas because I don't drink. Apparently if you're tee-total, you're not entitled to spend time with your family and are incapable of having fun. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 907 You deserved it 3 931
Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 203 You deserved it 3 692
Today, I realised that my closeted gay friend has dated more women this year than I have in my 28 years of life. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 287 You deserved it 2 774
Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 134 You deserved it 2 757
Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 152 You deserved it 3 625
Today, I went to get an MRI for preventive care. The diagnosis was great, but I ended up having complications with the contrast, so now I have terrible muscle pain and have to see more doctors. I have mixed feelings. FML I agree, your life sucks 661 You deserved it 113
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!