Health, School, Pranks, Haircut Hair Ninjas are everywhere

if your hair is reallly long and put it a reallly tight ponytail you wouldn't have felt it if they were being careful, and as or the weight true it might have felt a little different but probably not enough to notice

slowitdownletsma 0

Monday 15 March 2010 4:40

IT WAS A SOUR PATCH KID!

qwertyuiop142 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:12

haha! OP is a dumbass?? dude.... you cant feel hair. what an ass you are

xthetisx 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 19:25

This is so copying the Paramore video Misery Buisness!

XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 2:24

y would someone do that to u? but wait how did u not notice?

GabbyCharityM 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 3:22

THOSE DAMNED SOUR PATCH KIDS!

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Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML

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Today, after months of busting our asses and working round the clock on our latest project, I and the whole office just got bad news: when our boss promised extremely generous bonuses for doing all this, he was point-blank lying, and intended to take credit for our work all along. FML

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Today, it was my first day at a new job as a waitress for a wedding function centre. As I was opening the door to collect dirty plates from the guests, I bumped into a colleague carrying a tray full of full champagne glasses, all of which fell and smashed on the floor. FML

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Today, it's Thanksgiving and I've spent the last few days imploring my husband not to antagonize my Trump-loving family by talking about the fact that they didn't look into what tariffs were at the time, and now they might have to close their business. Wish me luck… FML

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Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my girlfriend, and I told her that I loved her. She asked me how much windshield wiper blades cost. FML

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Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML

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