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RunningMurphy - 15/05/2009 07:20 - United States

Today, at work, some little girl went in the bathroom for quite a while. Came out for two minutes and went back in. She then came out with her finger clutched in a paper towel. One of the other coworkers went in to check the bathroom. The little girl wrote "Hi!" with her own poop. FML

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Anonymous - 19/04/2021 00:30

Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML

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Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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thisreallyhappened - 15/05/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML

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Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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Shidding and farding

Anonymous - 07/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML

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Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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Bathroom menace

Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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Friday 15 May 2009 20:03

Aw, how sweet, she watches 2 girls 1 cup.

Big_Blue_Sumthin 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:04

Nothing says love like messages wrote with your own feces.

milkradio 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:41

Kids can be so vile. Where were her guardians?

Pepperolls 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:50

She's probably gonna grow up and become one of those 2girls1cup girls. #1 was on the right track, sorta.

AnnieSure 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:51

How is this a fyl? I understand if you had to clean it up. ??

ilaughatfmls 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:30

that is just soo gross.. omg..

AnaMaree 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:53

Hi!

isabella12195 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:59

And why is this an FML??

cmbx3 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:10

this is onle of those rare fmls that actually make me laugh. =] thats hilarious

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Saturday 16 May 2009 1:57

Did you have to clean it? If not, this does not F your L.

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Saturday 16 May 2009 2:10

what exactly does that have to do with your life directly?

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Saturday 16 May 2009 10:05

69, I have the same problem at my school. It's disgusting. OP, I feel for you. How would a child even think to do that? She must have crappy guardian(s).