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By badboyfriends - 15/05/2009 05:44 - United States

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Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML
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dd3_fml 0

i have a feeling that your boyfriend was the honest one...

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luna4545 4

which boyfriend has already gotten some?

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beccalocs_fml 0

sounds like something my boyfriend would say!

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ChelsiiBabee 5

At least your boyfriend knows what he wants for his birthday. -_-

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tiabauman 1

Well maybe if u did it more often he wouldnt have to ask... Sigh!!! Surprise him and do it sometines ;)

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JuliaC123 4

Keyword "new" boyfriend, he's still in the sweet stage, your boyfriend obviously is comfortable with you. Be happy :)

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Kevdog824 12

A ******* is cheaper than a movie, remember that.

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razoron333 3

Well your boyfriend is at least truthful.

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magnetic_aura 26

I think that's the difference between a new boyfriend and one you've had for a while. Sorry, OP.

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dacheif117 8

Lol don't worry, I guarantee your friends bf had that in mind when he said "hang out and watch movies" he just didn't say it

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