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By badboyfriends - 15/05/2009 05:44 - United States

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Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML
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dd3_fml 0

i have a feeling that your boyfriend was the honest one...

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jessxoxo28 5

well, wat did u expect? guys can be sweet... and they can also be assholes

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spoo 24

what women ask for 6 months in: a romantic evening 1 year, jewelry or something of the like 2 year, same but twice as expensive 3 year+ diamonds... FYL? if after a a year or so a gf asked me for oral favors... id be relieved

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atxmike 0

This is totally YOUR FAULT. The new bf doesn't ask for bj b/c he knows he's going to get one anyway. Why?? B/c he's the NEW bf and chicks have a well-know BJ-relationship pattern. Early on they'll volunteer the bj, maybe even say how much they love giving head or don't mind at all, etc. Then 3-9 months in, that stops happening b/c she's landed her man and doesn't feel the need to keep him happy. So, yeah, the long-term bf has to ask for it b/c he knows if he doesn't ask, it'll never happen. And then, when we do ask you girls get all up on your high horse and treat us like pervs just b/c once in a while we'd like to enjoy the thing that you used to do willingly, happily, even voluntarily. To the original poster-- when was the last time you gave your bf a bj WITHOUT making him (or beg) for it first?? If you don't keep your man happy, don't be surprised when he leaves you for someone who will. And YES, all of this is also true for women-- guys, you girl shouldn't have to ask for the things that already know she enjoys. Basically, if everybody would just put out more, everybody would be happier.

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mcbeth 0

i feel bad for #165. poor guy...

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ilovefmlife 0

I would be so jealous of my best friend right now.

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mibster 0

ha well the way I see it is if you don't enjoy giving a ******** then ask him if he would like anal sex :3 and then rape him OwO YYAAYYYY wait....that's awful >

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draugr_fml 0

The first guy certainly did it right.. :) New relationship, he expressed he wants her company that eve, and made sure it would be indoors(private) and in his favor(well look at that, it's my bday.. no pressure to make it special or anything.. heh heh) Subtle isn't always romantic, Ask her after week after his bday :)

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20seniorparty09 0

he's a guy what did u expect? "sex in the city on dvd please baby with a pink stuffed rabbit" give him what he wants it's his birthday and it's free :)

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