Caught red handed
scarred_sibling - 15/10/2012 12:10 - United States
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LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York
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Privacy
Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton
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Are you OK?
Anonymous - 01/05/2016 04:36 - United States - Bloomfield
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That's that, then
Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02
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Tanned
caughtorangehanded - 01/10/2010 22:12 - United States
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Dude, gross!
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Perpetually F-ed. - 17/01/2009 14:25 - United States
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ugh, why - 22/11/2015 05:12 - Australia
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anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand
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Oil of "A Lay".
spiritfang11237
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My first thought was, if his dick got caught in the lotion bottle when you walked in on him, that would probably stop him from doing that anymore. Well, at least with your lotion bottles.
kittytub
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41- I believe it's go; makes more sense. :P
41- *go. You deserve the cyber bitch-slap
JohnnyBravo2
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Soooo, what you're saying is had he not had his Penis in your expensive bottle of lotion, it wouldn't have bothered you too much to catch him whacking off. Well alrighty then.
spiritfang11237
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Personally, I would be less disturbed if I had walked in on him jacking off with the lotion rather than viewing him with his knob inside the bottle. Both are bad to walk in on though.
Oops. *bends over* Make it quick.
Did he have a picture of u too?
weeabaka
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That's sick.
Tell him if you're jacking off.. You're doing it wrong
This could be a "separated by a common language" thing, but when you say 'lotion', I assume you mean some form of scented skin softener. Why do people use that for masturbating with? It gets sticky after a while, and do you really want a coconut-scented crotch? Please tell me that people with vaginas use lube though. Otherwise, yeast infections are a-coming!
TheDrifter
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Coconut scented crotch doesn't sound too bad, and yes, I too would assume he was using her moisturizing skin cream. Shouldn't that stuff rub in with no oily residue like they say in the TV ads though?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but most "people with vaginas" don't need to use lube...
that's either a big bottle or your brother is a "shy" guy.
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If it can fit in a lotion bottle, I'm assuming it was too small for you to see too much anyway.
Your skin has been really smooth and silky lately though, right?