By Ohdear - 16/06/2019 15:08 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I was holding the ladder while my husband was in the attic, and I let out a silent fart, thinking he wouldn't notice. A minute later, he complained of the dreadful smell and told me he was checking for a dead animal. FML
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You deserved it 604

Same thing different taste

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His search will be futile unless he checks your pants.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

My friends wife swears she doesn't fart, to make matters worse she's a nurse. I don't understand her logic.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

My friends wife swears she doesn't fart, to make matters worse she's a nurse. I don't understand her logic.

His search will be futile unless he checks your pants.

I can relate. When I went home with a guy I was dating, my feet smelled so bad that he kept looking if his cat had done something 🙈

HokieJ 10

I'd recommend seeing a doctor if it was that bad!

to be fair, 99% of my farts don’t smell at all. maybe you have the same deal as me?