Love: Bad omen

Bad omen

By CastAway - 24/05/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went down to the pier. I brought an empty bottle and some paper, and we both constructed a massive letter expressing our passionate love for each other. We stuck it in the bottle, and threw it out to sea, only to see it explode in slow motion on a protruding rock. FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By good_job_john - 20/07/2009 15:43 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML

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Time to change your mind

By Anonymous - 28/01/2020 18:00

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By LukeSkywalker - 23/12/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

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By JackOLantern - 13/07/2009 20:16 - Satellite Provider

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML

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Jumping the gun

By mygirlnoloveme - 04/08/2023 08:00

Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML

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By Alone - 06/05/2013 14:24 - United States - Chapel Hill

Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML

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By ALetterADay - 24/12/2017 01:30

Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2018 14:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML

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By but I tried anal and everything - 22/11/2012 16:13 - United States - Des Moines

Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML

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Headcase 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:19

There's nothing romantic about littering, y'know.

biancagolden 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:16

Your love is explosive?

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Sunday 24 May 2009 22:05

LOL #5 FTW

Kitty34_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 22:10

Please don't do that. There is enough garbage in the sea for animals to deal with. Next time, just TELL each other how you feel. It makes a lot more sense and doesn't harm innocent animals in the process.

Kitty34_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 22:13

#53 - not true. If my boyfriend suggested this lame idea, I would punch him in the face. There may be SOME girls who think writing down your feelings and putting them in a bottle and throwing them in the ocean is "romantic", but I doubt many girls do. I would much prefer to just hear how my boyfriend feels.

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Sunday 24 May 2009 22:33

It's not really that bad, you just can't throw a bottle :P lolz.

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Sunday 24 May 2009 22:36

I agree with 14 a bit too, who cares?

ianjoseph 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:01

i agree with #5

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Sunday 24 May 2009 23:27

over exaggerating much? today, me and my girlfriend wrote a MASSIVE letter...... cliche'. honestly. this is totally not a FML. oh, and it 'slowly crashed on a rock.' HOW CAN U NOT SEE THAT!? sorry but i have to... it would be way worse if it happened like this: your point of view Today, me and my girlfriend took 20 minutes and wrote a long letter expressing our true feelings for each other and put it in a bottle. Just as I was about to throw it out to sea, I got a nail in my foot, and a seagull took a shit on my head. I got cleaned up (thanks to my girlfriend) and threw the bottle to sea. After falling in the water, it slowly smashed on a gigantic rock. I cried. I'm a 30 year old guy and my girlfriend told me to grow some balls before leaving me.FML. your girlfriends point of view Today, my boyfriend and I wrote a long letter, expressing our true feelings, and were about to send it out to sea, when my boyfriend got a nail in the foot...which I had to pull out. A few moments later, a bird shit on his head, again I had to clean him off. Finally we threw the bottle to sea, and it shattered on a rock. He cried. 1: I had to yank a nail out of my boyfriends foot. 2: I had to clean the shit off of him. 3: I realized he was a gutless loser, so I left him. What a wonderful date. (sarcasam). FML.

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Sunday 24 May 2009 23:56

That really sucks. Hopefully just random bad luck though ;)

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Sunday 24 May 2009 23:58

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Monday 25 May 2009 0:13

How does a bottle "explode" (in slow motion) when hitting a rock? And if that rock was really protruding, as you say, my only advice to you and your girlfriend is to go to Lenscrafters and buy some glasses...because, really, I have no words to define how moronic you must be.