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Anonymous - - Netherlands

Today, I hurt my jaw after I got hit by a car. While receiving medical attention, the paramedic accidentally punched me in the face. FML

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athree 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 16:01

man I woulda punched em back.

Doortje 29

Tuesday 28 September 2010 16:02

Intern much?

cmo333 10

Saturday 15 November 2014 5:43

How do you accidentally punch someone in the face..?

Derick1771661 0

Thursday 23 December 2021 18:15

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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Today, in a fit of jealousy, my 10 year-old unplugged my freezer and lifted the lid before bed. It’s over 80°F in my garage. Now, my entire supply of breast milk is destroyed. Not only do I not have enough stored to feed my own baby, I was also donating to local hospitals. FML

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Today, I realised I might be a masochist. I enjoy being owned like an object and ordered like a slave. I don’t know where my life will go anymore. FML

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Today, my boss quit, leaving me as the only structural engineer at my company. I'm fresh out of college and will have to finish the projects on my own. Hope Google can teach me how to do this. FML

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Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would be fine, if he were sober. FML

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Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML

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