are you sure it was an accident

You should have accidentally kicked him in the balls.

how do u accidentally punch someone in the face?

So ya don't like old timey bikes eh?

ydi for needing a paramedic.

'accidentally'

Ooh double wammy!

ima have to say this is a face because there is no way a paramedic would even hit you because every the standard SOPs state to not reach across the patient

ahah...."accidentally" suuuure :P

accidentally huh