Miscellaneous Today, I arrived at my soccer game to find that the referee was... - FML

mustanggt - 09/04/2016 17:07 - United States - Lake Orion

Today, I arrived at my soccer game to find that the referee was my ex's father. We had recently gone through a bad breakup. I was given a red card before the game even started. FML.

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