shrdlu - 22/12/2011 22:05 - United States Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML 33 239 5 161
Ramis182 - 03/10/2011 04:26 - United States Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML 38 780 6 032
K123 - 06/06/2011 05:22 - United States Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML 40 023 5 440
Nobody else'll want 'em now anyway.