lababy - 15/11/2011 17:20 - United States Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML 41 805 21 188
Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:01 - United States Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML 31 345 6 844