By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States
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I'm a mom of three and I have a twin sister who is 4 minutes older than myself. My birthday may tell my age but the child inside me has never grown up
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By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada
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Okay this is my FML and to address everyones comments- yes the name candyman was thaught of and is used. And I can't believe only one person figured out that it's simply a midlife crisis issue. And yeah, I put it under kids for a reason. It is FML because I can't use it against him cuz he's too much of an ass. And for another reason that will be posted as another FML. Thank you and goodnight