Grow up phreshrice - 07/04/2009 21:41 - United States Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML 64 988 22 576
Blown job Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML 63 973 339 349