GeeLoftus - 31/01/2016 19:32 - United States - Secaucus Today, I've been calling my pet snake "Mr. Snake" for two years now. I decided to look up the name, and boy do I regret it. It turns out Mr. Snake is a porn site. I've named my snake after porn and have been introducing him to family with that name for two years. FML 19 287 4 808
Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML 32 902 11 316