By Nicole - 08/07/2009 00:36 - United States
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By Nicole - 08/07/2009 00:36 - United States
By MrConcise - 01/05/2013 16:28 - United States
By Anon - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore
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By n1a1t1h1a1n1 - 11/12/2012 07:15 - United States - San Francisco
Here's how it went down: The previous shop owner retired just before I started working at my job. I took over his office, but he left a lot of shit behind. Besides, when you find a pen that actually works, you don't look too far into it. I suppose the girl riding the moped should've tipped me off a little sooner, though.