Grudge
By jackskellington - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Bankstown
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By jackskellington - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Bankstown
By everysingleone - 16/01/2015 03:43 - United States
By hegchog12 - 16/01/2015 02:38 - United Kingdom
By bensim64 - 10/01/2015 16:35 - United Kingdom - Coventry
Hi, as the author I just wanted to clear this up. I'm not cold or heartless, but I forgot my Oyster card (what you need to get a bus home in England) and had given my last bit of change for the tip! I was hugely embarrassed as I always tip (although not mandatory in Britain as in America; mostly because American staff are for more helpful and nice). However, as I do go there fairly often, I will obviously tip more next time!
By ijustwantpizza - 07/01/2015 12:11 - Australia - Brisbane
What makes this FML worse is that I still live and work in Scotland. I brought it up with my boss, turns out he thinks it's "disrespectful" to put on my "fake" accent after the referendum. I really must look for a another job. I don't want to offend anyone but Im one of the few people in the Scottish highlands that don't speak the "queens English".